I caught the ferry over, thinking about the girls I knew
were going to be bouting tonight. Both rosters had some names I didn't
recognize, but some old standards from the western side of the sound were all
going to be there. Chewbecca, Red Rager, Cookie Dozer and Little Mean
Sunshine... but tonight they would be playing against each other. The new team
in the A team mix, the Port Scandalous Roller Punks, would be taking the track
for their first ranked bout and several of the skaters formerly skated with KDB.
It was going to be interesting to see how they fared against their former
teammates!
The first three jams of the new half saw that fight continue as the Kitsap
squad managed only seven points while blanking punks. In jam four the
Scandalous crew had their shot. A forearm by Champ Pain in the 3rd gave Smack
Miller a power jam in the 4th and she used it to gain 20 points, lapping a
short pack four times and bringing the Roller Punks within 8.
After that, the D-Bomber defense went into overdrive and a 43-3 run for Kitsap
over the next 6 jams put this one out of reach. While Madde Go
Round did post up the highest scoring jam just before the final whistle blew
(29 points), it wasn't enough as the D-Bombers stood tall with their fist win
of 2013, 232-188
Three Cheers for D-Bombers
Red Rager - Usually seen
as a blocker, this young woman has upped her stamina and speed
significantly. Tonight saw her lead the Kitsap charge with 63 points, a
76% lead rate and an average of 4.84 points per jam. Go, Red!
Quarter Poundher - She led the
blocker stats with two big hits, 2 stops and an assist. Just about every
time I looked up, she was there in front of the jammer, daring her to
challenge. She definitely earned this cheer!
Krissy Karnage - One of the
faces I didn't recognize tonight is one I will be watching for more this
season. With 2 assists, a big hit and opening one hole for her jammer on
offense, she has earned the third Kitsap cheer!
Three Cheers for the Roller Punks
Madde Go Round - The thing
they tell you is that you have to get lead in order to control the scoring.
While this young lady only got lead 30% of the time, she outscored Red
across the same number of jams (13 each) with 69. Her never-give-up
attitude and 5.84 points per jam earns her the first Port Scandalous cheer of
2013!
Smack Miller - Right behind her
teammate in scoring with 56 points of her own, a 46% lead rate and 3.73 PPJ,
Smack Miller earns cheer number 2!
Talli Whack'her - She helped
keep my team in the game on Saturday night at a black and white demo (I was
bench coaching, to my surprise), and she definitely helped keep the Punks alive
in this one. With three big hits, an assist and a jammer opening she led
her team in the blocker stats and earns the third cheer!
Jammer Stats
My stats are not the official stats as gathered by the NSO's during the
bout. I use those when I can get them, but often it's just me being super
NSO, gathering points per jam, lead jammer, jammer penalties, and doing the
blocker stats as well. Somtimes I write down a number wrong in the rush
(which is why I love the NSO's who are so willing to share numbers!)
Here's what I have for the bout!
Name - total points, lead %, jams skated, ppj
KDB
Kae-oss - 37, 83%, 6, 6.16
T-Pain - 25, 25%, 4, 6.25
Little Mean Sunshine - 38, 40%, 14, 7.6
Champ Pain - 41, 42%, 14, 2.9
Red Rager - 63, 76%, 13, 4.84
Aqua Knock U Out - 20, 50%, 2, 10.0
PSRP
T-WrecksHer, 42, 40%, 15, 2.8
Smack Miller, 56, 46%, 15, 3.73
Madde-Go-Round, 69, 30%, 13, 5.3
ChewBecca, 18, 0%, 1, 18.0
And now,
the blocker stats! A blocker has three categories: jammer stops, open holes and
big hits.
B - Big hits are, well, big hits, but they have to be clean and they have
to be significant.
S - Jammer stops have to keep the jammer from getting through the pack in
a significant way.
O - Open holes are awarded for creating an opening for your jammer to get through.
A - Assists are awarded if you contribute significantly in a play which
gives your teammate the ability to make a big play.
Remember, this is only based on what I can see. If I missed a big hit for you,
I am sorry!
KDB
Champ Pain - B-1, S-2
Allison Wonderslam – B-1, A-2
Quarter Poundher – B-2, S-2, A-1
Hollypalooza – S-1, A-2
Aqua Knock U Out – B-1
Krissy Karnage – B-1, O-1, A-2
Gaines Slayer – B-2, A-1
Kayti Katastrophe – A-1
T-Pain – S-1
Stabby Gabby – B-1, S-1, O-2
PSRP
Carma Kick Sass – A-1
Chewbeca – B-1, S-3
Cookie Dozer – A-2
Dose-Her Pain – B-1
Madde-Go-Round – A-1
Talli Whack’her – B-3, S-1, A-1, O-1
Tess-La-Coil – S-4, O-1, A-1
T-WrecksHer – A-1, O-1
So there you have it!
Week 2 down, week lots of derby to go! Next weekend is going to be
a real battle as Portland are bringing not only the Buds, but a home team to
battle against the Galaxy B team. Should be a night not to miss at
Southgate Roller Rink!
The first three jams of the new half saw that fight continue as the Kitsap squad managed only seven points while blanking punks. In jam four the Scandalous crew had their shot. A forearm by Champ Pain in the 3rd gave Smack Miller a power jam in the 4th and she used it to gain 20 points, lapping a short pack four times and bringing the Roller Punks within 8.
After that, the D-Bomber defense went into overdrive and a 43-3 run for Kitsap over the next 6 jams put this one out of reach. While Madde Go Round did post up the highest scoring jam just before the final whistle blew (29 points), it wasn't enough as the D-Bombers stood tall with their fist win of 2013, 232-188
Three Cheers for D-Bombers
Red Rager - Usually seen as a blocker, this young woman has upped her stamina and speed significantly. Tonight saw her lead the Kitsap charge with 63 points, a 76% lead rate and an average of 4.84 points per jam. Go, Red!
Quarter Poundher - She led the blocker stats with two big hits, 2 stops and an assist. Just about every time I looked up, she was there in front of the jammer, daring her to challenge. She definitely earned this cheer!
Krissy Karnage - One of the faces I didn't recognize tonight is one I will be watching for more this season. With 2 assists, a big hit and opening one hole for her jammer on offense, she has earned the third Kitsap cheer!
Three Cheers for the Roller Punks
Madde Go Round - The thing they tell you is that you have to get lead in order to control the scoring. While this young lady only got lead 30% of the time, she outscored Red across the same number of jams (13 each) with 69. Her never-give-up attitude and 5.84 points per jam earns her the first Port Scandalous cheer of 2013!
Smack Miller - Right behind her teammate in scoring with 56 points of her own, a 46% lead rate and 3.73 PPJ, Smack Miller earns cheer number 2!
Talli Whack'her - She helped keep my team in the game on Saturday night at a black and white demo (I was bench coaching, to my surprise), and she definitely helped keep the Punks alive in this one. With three big hits, an assist and a jammer opening she led her team in the blocker stats and earns the third cheer!
Jammer Stats
My stats are not the official stats as gathered by the NSO's during the bout. I use those when I can get them, but often it's just me being super NSO, gathering points per jam, lead jammer, jammer penalties, and doing the blocker stats as well. Somtimes I write down a number wrong in the rush (which is why I love the NSO's who are so willing to share numbers!) Here's what I have for the bout!
Name - total points, lead %, jams skated, ppj
KDB
Kae-oss - 37, 83%, 6, 6.16
T-Pain - 25, 25%, 4, 6.25
Little Mean Sunshine - 38, 40%, 14, 7.6
Champ Pain - 41, 42%, 14, 2.9
Red Rager - 63, 76%, 13, 4.84
Aqua Knock U Out - 20, 50%, 2, 10.0
PSRP
T-WrecksHer, 42, 40%, 15, 2.8
Smack Miller, 56, 46%, 15, 3.73
Madde-Go-Round, 69, 30%, 13, 5.3
ChewBecca, 18, 0%, 1, 18.0
And now, the blocker stats! A blocker has three categories: jammer stops, open holes and big hits.
B - Big hits are, well, big hits, but they have to be clean and they have to be significant.
S - Jammer stops have to keep the jammer from getting through the pack in a significant way.
O - Open holes are awarded for creating an opening for your jammer to get through.
A - Assists are awarded if you contribute significantly in a play which gives your teammate the ability to make a big play.
Remember, this is only based on what I can see. If I missed a big hit for you, I am sorry!
KDB
Champ Pain - B-1, S-2
Allison Wonderslam – B-1, A-2
Quarter Poundher – B-2, S-2, A-1
Hollypalooza – S-1, A-2
Aqua Knock U Out – B-1
Krissy Karnage – B-1, O-1, A-2
Gaines Slayer – B-2, A-1
Kayti Katastrophe – A-1
T-Pain – S-1
Stabby Gabby – B-1, S-1, O-2
PSRP
Carma Kick Sass – A-1
Chewbeca – B-1, S-3
Cookie Dozer – A-2
Dose-Her Pain – B-1
Madde-Go-Round – A-1
Talli Whack’her – B-3, S-1, A-1, O-1
Tess-La-Coil – S-4, O-1, A-1
T-WrecksHer – A-1, O-1
So there you have it! Week 2 down, week lots of derby to go! Next weekend is going to be a real battle as Portland are bringing not only the Buds, but a home team to battle against the Galaxy B team. Should be a night not to miss at Southgate Roller Rink!
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