Sunday, May 22, 2011

Galaxy Girls blast off against Kitsap Derby Brats 207-115, Tootsy Rollers even the score vs I5 B's 103-77

Yesterday was a good day for the Seattle Derby Brats' travel teams, as the Galaxy Girls got into the win colum (and advanced in the standings) with a victory over the Kitsap Derby Brats, and the Tootsy Roller All Stars took it to I-5 B teams in a positional rematch.

I am working on the numbers for the Tootsy bout and I need to get the score sheets for the Kitsap bout so I can have the numbers at all since, once again, I traded pen for Microphone.  Plenty of impressions and analysis, but no hard numbers to back them up makes for a very opinionated blog!

In other words, watch this space!  More coming in the next day or so, including:  Blood on the flat track, explanation of the standings, analysis of the games, and 3 stars for each team!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Bout Preview SDB Galaxy Girls vs Kitsap Derby Brats

Here we are in May and the standings are really beginning to shape up in some exciting ways!  Unfortunately, it looks like the Spokane Atomic Pixies are going to have to drop out of the championship rankings this season, but they will still be playing on Fathers Day, so we'll get to see them, then!  That leaves 5 teams battling it out for bragging rights, and this weekend two teams without a mark in the win column meet in what promises to be a fun bout!

SDB Galaxy Girls started out their competitive season with a loss to Portland, but they were down several skaters.  This weekend, it looks like they will be down a few again!  Brutiful Beast, Lilly Lightning and Voodoo Lady Googoo all find themselves on the injuries list, while there is also word that at least one more girl might be out ill.  That means Energizer Bunny, Poison Izzie and Rockin' Red will have to work that much harder to make sure Kitsap doesn't run away with all the points!

The girls have been practicing hard since Portland came to town and I look forward to seeing the end results.  I am also hearing rumors that this might be Thumpurr's last bout as a junior, as she has turned 18 and is considering heading off to join Jet City!

Thumpurr
Evil O
Rosie D. Kream-Her
Random Max of Violence
Flyin' Hawaiian
Enurgizer Bunny
DisLykeHer
Tina Angst
Rockin' Red
Evil Mac'Nevil
Mal Intent
Syd Pistols
Poison Izzie

Kitsap has had a tough season against the teams on this circuit thus far, dropping some tough fought bouts.  You know they have to be hungry at this point and they are certain to bring their all against the girls in black and silver.  Whamsday Addams and Mutch Mayhem look to cause some trouble in the pack and on the jammer line, and Little Mean Sunshine is always a threat as well.  There are a few names I don't recognize (Ryan the Lyan and Mad Medic are ones I don't remember seeing before), but Kitsap, like Portland, sets their roster from the pool of girls for each bout instead of having a set travel team.  Looking it over, I think they'll give as good as they get!

Red Rager
Champ Pain
Mutch Mayhem
Whamsday Addams
Little Mean Sunshine
Chewbeca
AliSin WonderSlam
Ryan The Lyan
Quarter Pound'her
Mad Medic
Stabby Gabby
Gaines Slayer
Punches'N'Cream
Rosie Basher

The bout will take place on a blue floor at Sk8 Town in Port Orchard, a surface the Galaxy Girls don't have experience with.  From my sources, I hear that it is somewhat slicker than sport court so that may also play a factor.  At 10:30AM on Saturday, I am sure we will find out!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Reservoir Dolls shock Rosebuds 120-119

Spunkee Bruizer takes Jesus Feist to the floor with a well placed hip check. Photo by Jeff Boerio
The final jam found the Reservoir Dolls jammerless, but up by 6... and they held on to win by one!

That is pretty much the the whole game in synopsis right there.  A back and forth fight with both teams giving everything they had and a little more, trying desperately to eke out a few more points and gain the advantage.

It started off slow, as just about every bout has started this season, with Bleeda Ford drawing first blood for Portland and going up by two, But Eugene was not going to sit this one out.  This was the Rosebuds they were playing.  They had already beaten one other NW Juggernaut and they had their giant slaying skates on!  Portland got into some penalty trouble early, forcing some short packs and over the next five jams the Dolls shot out to a 35-8 point lead.  It was clear they were going to try to control the pace of the game.  Time out for Portland.

And that was all they needed.  The Rosebuds took their minute to talk it out in the huddle, take a deep breath and remember who they were and what kind of game they played: tough, physical derby. They brought it, and the Reservoir Dolls were rocked back on their heels.  Cheese Grater of Despair and Scream Cheese were a combination in the pack that was going to be hard to beat.  Wherever the jammer was, they were there making sure she wouldn't get much, if anything at all.  But the agility of the Reservoir Dolls' jammers and the sheer will and tenacity of Buddha Thunder, Spunkee Bruizer and Rattle Skate in the pack met the challenge shoulder on. Portland surged to within 17, but Roma Mafia and Spunkee Bruizer combined on the jam line to blast back to a 26 point advantage.

It was pretty clear at that point, that the Rosebuds had had about enough of this.  Jesus Feist and Bleeda Ford took it to the pack and created openings where none existed to allow Foxy Shazam and the rest of the Rosebuds jammers to claw back to within 7.  At the halftime, it was 69-62.  As both teams headed into the locker rooms, I overheard someone talking about the Portland girls, saying it was clear they were angry, but they would be fine if they stayed out of the penalty box.  Those words would prove prophetic.

The second half started much as the first one had ended.  Both teams clawing for every point, and forcing the other team to take what they could by power and speed.  A power play Opportunity for Banana Slugher brought Portland to within one in the third jam of the half and Bleeda Ford snagged lead jammer two jams later to power into the lead change, bringing Portland on top 87-83.  That victory would prove short lived as two jams later A-shock cut the track, allowing Tinker Hell a power play opportunity.  She took as much advantage as the pack would allow and brought her team back to the lead, 90-88.

 Not to be outdone, Sumthang Sassy took advantage for the Buds when Fizzy Bubbly had to sit down for her fourth minor and snagged the lead back for Portland once again, 102-97 with some incredible skating forcing several missed hits.  Portland would hold the lead for only four jams, though.  Roma Mafia was not done skating.

In the 15th jam, Foxy Shazam was sent out for backblocking and it would give Roma all she needed in the form of a power jam to bring the Dolls back on top 120-109.  It would prove too much to overcome... barely.  Two jams later, Foxy brought her squad to within 6 (120-114) and the clock down to a mere 1 minute 5 seconds.  Just enough for one, final jam.

As the timekeeper called 5 seconds there was only one jammer on the track, Sumthang Sassy.  A jammer shot out from the Reservoir Dolls' bench, but she failed to get onto the track in time and Wench Warden waved her back to her bench.  Sumthang Sassy only had to score 7 points in the next two minutes!  What followed was one of the hardest fought jams I have witnessed in the past 3 years of watching junior derby.

Portland managed to get Sumthang through by trapping one of the dolls and slowing things down.  She shot around the track and picked up her grand slam before the trap was broken and Eugene took off.  She only had to score 1 more point to tie the game, but Spunkee Bruizer and Bahr Fight had other plans. 

They formed an Epic Two wall and stood firm against a torrent of hits trying to break it up.  If Sumthang started to break away, she found herself recycled as the rest of the Eugene pack got into the action.  They may not have a jammer, but these girls were determined to keep their lead as regulation time wound down, it became even more desperate.  No one could tell exactly how much time was left as Sassy finally broke free and circled for the final scoring pass.  The Dolls forced her to the inside into the back of her own pack where she fell to her knees and slid across the apex, passing the pack, but gaining no points as the final whistle blew!  Not only was it down to the final jam, but the final second.  At the end, the Reservoir Dolls stood victorious 120-119!

3 Stars for the Portland Rosebuds - Scream Cheese and Cheese Grater of Despair combined for 18 big hits/jammer stops and 4 open holes that I was able to spot.  They definitely get defensive stars and Foxy Shazam led all Portland scoring, picking up 48 points and a 77% lead jammer percentage!  Great job to these three and the rest of the Buds!

3 stars for Eugene Reservoir Dolls - The no brainer on this side is Spunkee Bruizer.  Twelve big plays in the pack, 34 points and a 60% lead jammer percentage make her a definite triple threat!  Joining her on the offensive side is, of course, Roma Mafia with 47 points and a 100% lead jammer percentageShe did not have any incredible, breakout jams this time, but her consistent ability to get lead jammer and put up the numbers was key for this victory.  For the final one, I am going to have to give a combined star to Buddha Thunder and Rattle Skate.  They combined in the pack for 8 big plays that I was able to get down, but I know I missed multiple opennings created for their jammers and stops for both of them.  Just like their Portland counterparts, they knew how to be where they were needed in the pack, and made darned sure they were there.  Well done to all!

This game was awesome, and Eugene has slain the giants of I-5 and Portland. Are they giants themselves?  I would say they have definitely made their argument.

A huge thanks to Eugene for making me feel so welcome (chocolate chip cookies!) and to Felix for taking down the hits and stops as I called them out.  Next up for me is the SDB Galaxy Girls vs Kitsap Derby Brats on the 21st!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Bout Preview! Rosebuds @ Reservoir Dolls

Many people talk about the concept of Derby Love.  The thought that every skater in Roller Derby has a sisterhood to each other, and that sisterhood binds them together in a special camaraderie.  On the track, they will hit each other into next week and never look back, but off the track they will smile and hug and congratulate each other.  I have never seen this more evident as the love between the Portland Rosebuds and the Eugene Junior Gems' Reservoir Dolls.  They travel north to attend each others' bouts, bringing signs and cheers to help their sisters on, but when they take the track against each other, it's business.

And business it will be on Sunday at the Wilmalane Sports Complex in Springfield, OR as the Rosebuds come to visit the Reservoir Dolls.

Portland is looking to retain their undefeated 2011 season, but their roster contains five new faces and they are skating without Braidy Punch (who graduated).  Still, Look for Jesus Feist, Scream Cheese and Bleeda Ford to carry on with their usual derby greatness.  They head into this bout with the confidence of experience and three ranked victories already under their belt.  I am certain they are going to be working hard to make it four and guarantee themselves a spot in the first place game in August.

Scream Cheese
Pancake Abomination
Foxy Shazam
Cheese Grater of Despair
Annaphylactic Shock
The Situation
Tempest Fugit
Banana Slug Her
Sumthang Sassy
Bleeda Ford
Feliz Brutality
Jesus Feist
Vanilla Distract
Toxic Haste

ALTS
Kill Em
The Perfect Weapon

Eugene has already shocked the I-5 juggernaut, and has a history of skating well against their neighbors to the north.  This is the first bout of the new team (since the Jr Gems have their travel team tryouts in the the spring), but the new team does not seem to have a lot of new names.  I will definitely be looking forward to seeing Spunkee Bruizer, Violet No-regard and Buddha Thunder on the track, and don't forget the unbelievable 37 point jam put up by Roma Mafia against I-5!

Tinker Hell
Bust-her Hyde
Cocomotive
Rattle Skate
Violet No-Regard
Sinister Attraction
Spunkee Bruizer
Fizzy Bubbly
Neal Cassady
Buddha Thunder
Roma Mafia
Burly Curly
Killa Kandy

ALTS
Bahr Fight
Kitty Katastrophy

Friday, May 6, 2011

Featured Skater for May, Whamsday Addams!

In a slight departure from those who have been featured thus far, this month I am featuring a skater who is not graduating, but who exemplifies Junior Derby to the core.  Whamsday Addams, skating for the Kitsap Derby Brats, has amazed with her abilities both on and off the track.  She is a leader and an inspiration to her team and to the sport at large.

And when not skating, she's rocking out on the guitar as she is active in the Girls Rock music scene and is even part of the youth advisory committee for EMP.

I had a chance to send Whamsday a few questions recently, and here are her answers!

Name: Blaine Ewig

At what age did you start skating?
When I was in first grade (about seven years old), I begged my parents for a pair of inline skates. I think they got tired of listening to me whine pretty quickly, and they bought me a pair. I wore them around my neighborhood only a handful of times, got bored, and decided that skating just wasn't for me because I could go faster on my bike. I didn't put on a pair of skates again until the rink opened up in Port Orchard when I was thirteen, and I didn't put on quads until the night before my very first derby practice.

When did you first find roller derby?
My mom started playing before I did, and that's how I learned about derby. At first, I thought it was kinda lame, because, well... uh... my mom played it. So uncool, right? Wrong! After my parents took me to my first Rat City game, I was hooked, and my love affair with derby began. I started going to practice with my mom because I wanted to watch all of the super badass rollergirls. They were kind of my idols. Then, something magical happened! A junior team started in Port Orchard. I went to my first practice, and it was AWESOME because I learned how to go fast and hit stuff. It felt great.

What was the best thing about skating with your league?
The best thing about skating with my league is exactly that; Skating with my league. I love skating, and I love my league. I couldn't ask for a better group of teammates or coaches. They put their hearts into everything they do, and always try their best. We might not be a team that wins every game, but we are constantly learning, improving, and having fun while we do it. Oh, and they put up with me, and I'm sure that can be really hard sometimes! I love my team times a million.

Is there a skater or team you see as an inspiration to you in roller derby?
Just one skater? One team? BUT THERE ARE SO MANY. I think that derby girls are just inspiring in general. I mean, in what other sport can you find such strong, athletic, determined, and intelligent women? Not to mention that they're all working full time jobs and caring for families at the same time! Rollergirls don't get paid for this stuff, but they sure as hell work for it like they do. It amazes me that there is such a large community of amazing and supportive people who dedicate so much energy into to something just because they love it.

I hear that you are actually looking at colleges based on where you can skate when you are 18... So where are you looking?
Well. That is a loaded question, my friend. I plan on staying in the Northwest, and will probably end up in either Seattle or Olympia. There are a ton of leagues near and between the two cites, so I figure I'll get to choose whichever league fits best with my schedule and challenges me the most.

Which is your favorite team to play against and why?
Hmmmmm, I guess if I HAD to choose just ONE team, I would pick I-5. I feel like whenever we play them, I come back with some new idea or strategy, and a deeper understanding of how roller derby works. I love that I-5 plays smart derby. They really know how to use the rules to their advantage. And while they may be scary on the track, they are some of the nicest girls you will ever meet.

What advice would you give skaters just starting out in Jr Derby?
Get low. Lower. As low as you can. Learn how to take criticism constructively, and not personally. Listen to what you teammates and coaches have to say to you, and take in every ounce of it. Study the rules, and ask questions. Go to games, watch more derby, and pay attention. Maybe you're not the fastest. Maybe you're not the biggest hitter. Remember that everyone has a place in derby. That big, fast, intimidating girl? She was once where you are right now. Once upon a time, she could not rollerskate, and she fell, and she was afraid. But she kept going, and she kept learning. Stick with it, don't give up, and don't be too hard on yourself.  
   

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Rosebuds ride winning ways to 3-0 record

As mentioned by Elwood Bruise in his play by play recap of the Portland Rosebuds vs I-5's A team, these two teams never fail to disappoint.  They lit up the track with exceptional speed, impressive blocking, and jam after jam of action, surprises and strategy that left the crowd agape.  At the end of it, Portland came out on top, but it was a 16 point squeaker that I-5 could have pulled out.

The first two jams of the game featured I-5's dynamic jamming duo of Lex Celerator and Dee Stroier.  Both were held scoreless, but they almost returned the favor, holding Braidy Punch to zero and allowing Tempest Fugit only one point.  That would set the tone for the rest of the game, as each team was playing with close scoring control.  12 of the 46 Jams were scoreless with a further 12 consisting of only one scoring pass.  Clearly they both were looking for those big opportunities to score while doing one and done if the opposing jammer was through the pack behind them.

I-5 finally broke into the double digits in the third when Gory Locks managed to get I-5 on the board with an 18-5 scoring run against Portland's Bleeda Ford.  Foxy Shazam got a little help from a big hit by Jesus Feist which knocked Gory Locks into a cutting major and opened up a 30 point power jam in the 7th, giving Portland the edge. I-5 wouldn't see the lead again until the second half despite Dee Stroier managing to go on a 14 point tear in the 9th while her blockers held Tempest Fugit back in the pack.

The rest of the half was a back and forth of one and two pass jams with both packs putting on a display of positional teamwork and hitting that should go down in the annals of "doing it right."  Jesus Feist and Cheese Grater of despair took it to the I-5 Jammers while Audrey Headburn and Hunt-her Down answered back for I-5.  At the end of the half, though, I-5 got the short end of the stick and Portland was ahead 71-53.

As the teams headed out of their halftime huddles, I-5 looked to have a new determination.  Dee Stroier quickly took the lead back with a 29-6 differential in the first four jams.  I-5 would hold the lead until about halfway through the second half when Dee was sent to the box for cutting, allowing Annaphelactic Shock to get 4 grand slams unopposed.  Portland never looked back. 

I-5 began the slow climb back and Portland was matching them jam for jam (3-5, 5-5, 4-4) until A-shock put it away in the 18th with an 18 point power play while Liv Vicious sat in the box serving out her term for too many minor penalties.  Dee and Lex tried to make it interesting , but their combined 16 points in the final two jams left them 16 short.  Portland stood victorious 145-129.

Keys of the game - Jammer Control, scoring control, stamina.  In talking to some of the people on the inside of the Rosebuds organization, I found out that they had practiced specifically to cut the effectiveness of the the I-5 speed skating duo of Lex Celerator and Dee Stroier.  While Dee did manage to break out a couple of times, they held Lex to a small fraction of her usual scoring. Portland also was very effective at score control by either getting lead and calling it themselves, or making sure their jammer was hot on the heals of the I-5 skaters.   Stamina.  This bout was high speed start to finish.  Portland was racing the pack almost from the get go.  It seemed like a 100 lap sprint at times!  Toward the end of the game, I-5 was tired and it began to show in mental mistakes adding up to more time in penalties or just plain not being able to focus. 

Stars for PortlandBraidy Punch for her triple threat ways.  She scored well on the jammer line and was a part of several key stops through the game, forming 2 and 3 walls which set it up nicely for Jesus Feist.  Feist was a big hit demon this game.  Between her and A-shock they account for more than half of the big hits and key stops on my notes.

Stars for I-5:  Dee Stroier stood atop the I-5 scoring this time, but if it weren't for the hard work of Audrey Headburn and  Hunt-her Down in the pack, this game would have been a blow-out. 

All in all, it was a great night of Junior Derby.  The bout held a lot of promise and it definitely delivered.  I left the bout with a smile on my face, as did every one of the skaters I saw outside.  In the end, that's what it's all about.

Final notes:  MVPs were given to Dee Stroier and Braidy Punch, and a special thanks to Southgate Roller Rink owner, Erin, for donating her half of the 50/50 raffle winnings back to I-5.