Monday, January 30, 2012

Galaxy Girls v Kitsap Derby Brats.  Photo by Eric Korn

This past weekend, I had the wonderful opportunity to announce the first bout of the 2012 NW Junior travel team bouting season... and what a start it was!  Kitsap came out strong, posting up an impressive run of lead jammers in the first few minutes of the game.  They blasted into the lead 20-11 before SDB managed to gain their footing and find their stride... and find it they did!

Behind the jamming of Enurgizer Bunny, Lilly Lightning and Flyin' Hawaiian, the Galaxy Girls managed an impressive 36-0 scoring tear in the next several jams.  After that, Kitsap never really seemed to string together enough of a scoring advantage to really bring themselves back.  By the end of the game, Galaxy stood triumphant with a 192-101 victory.

But sometimes, the scoreboard does not show everything.  That can be especially true in Junior Derby.  While, yes, the Galaxy Girls were able to outscore Kitsap, the girls in yellow showed some true flashes of brilliance which easily matched pace with their opponents.

Red Rager was a terror on the track. Both as a blocker and a jammer she was a force to be reckoned with.  I don't have the stats (I was announcing), but when I saw her with the star on her head, she got lead.  When I saw her in the pack, someone was falling down with a healthy dose of being hit.  Add to that the jamming antics of Mad Medic and Kae-Oss, and a pack that was just plain FIERCE and you have a team that should never be counted out.  They gave as good as they got, and they never stopped playing.

3 stars for Kitsap:

Red Rager - As I mentioned, she was awesome with a star on and without.  Raw power unleashed.

Mad Medic - Every time she slapped the star on her head, she was going to score.  Period.

Kae-Oss - The core of the Kitsap jammer corps, in my opinion.  Her ability to whip past the Galaxy pack on the first pass was unparalleled.

3 Stars for Galaxy:

Random Max of Violence - While last year saw Max doing a lot of jamming, this game her major strength was in her pack work.  Jammers hit the floor and holes were opened.  Her heads up play definitely allowed the Galaxy Girls' jammers to have a major amount of success.

Lilly Lightning - When Lilly hits the floor as a jammer, you know there's going to be a lot of speed, a lot of agility, and a lot of high flying action.  She did not disappoint.  She made blockers miss left and right as she made her way through the pack, and her uncanny knack for find a lane on the inside where there shouldn't be one is near miraculous.

Flyin' Hawaiian - This girl is just plain awesome.  Her hits are big, her jamming is excellent and her abilities just seem to be getting better with each season.  At 14, she's got another 4 years before hitting the bigs.  Look out, adult derby, and in the mean time?  Junior derby definitely has got a star.


Next up is Galaxy Girls vs I-5 Roller Girls on February 25th at Southgate Roller Rink.  This is going to be a double header with the B squads getting in the mix!  And if you are at the Big O make sure to go see the challenge track!  Reservoir Dolls and Rosebuds will be hitting it out as well as Lava City coming over to join in the fun.  It will depend on my announcing schedule, but I definitely want to get a look at this squad, as we've never even really met!

Friday, January 13, 2012

2012, Here we come!

The first bout of 2012 is coming quick, and the Kitsap Derby Brats and Galaxy Girls are working hard to prove, once again, that junior derby in the Northwest is a sight to behold.  But before that game, we have several newly minted junior alumni playing in their first games for various leagues!

Slaughter County, Rose City Rollers, Emerald City and Jet City each have juniors from last year swelling their ranks and their season openers are a great chance to see how these graduates are faring on the senior circuit.  Coming up this weekend, you can go see Thumpurr skating for the Hula Honey's at Jet City or see the Kitsap grads over at the Roller Derby experience.  Next week, the Rose City Rollers and the week after that has some Emerald City action, so go see them.  When we say "the future of derby is now, we mean it!

But back to juniors!  As I said, the 28th will have the Kitsap Derby Brats vs the SDB Galaxy Girls in Seattle at the Southgate Roller Rink.  Of course, I know how the Galaxy Girls have been preparing, and I have heard that Kitsap has been working out in anticipation of what is going to be a tough first bout for both teams coming into a new season of competition, so come see!

You can find the Facebook event at http://www.facebook.com/events/325610164128718/

Where: Southgate Roller Rink in West Seattle
When:  Sat, January 28th 5:00 doors, 5:30 bout
Price: $5

I'll be announcing, so I'll see you there!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Finally, 2011 All Stars!

Yes, yes!  I know it has been a  long time coming...

Here they are!  As voted by refs, coaches, coordinators, skaters, Refs and fans, the All Stars for the 2011 Flat Track season in the Northwest!

From Seattle Derby Brats
Rosie D. Kream Her
Flyin Hawaiian
Lilly Lightning

From Portland Rosebuds
Jesus Feist
Foxy Shazam
Scream Cheese

From Reservoir Dolls
Rattle Skate
Neal Cassady
Spunkee Bruizer

From Kitsap Derby Brats
Red Rager
Punches and Cream
Whamsday Addams

From I-5
Hunt-Her-Down
Gory Locks
Lex Celerator

Alternates-
Random Max of Violence
A-Shock
Roma Mafia
Quarter Pound’her
Audrey Headburn

Congratulations to everyone on the list!

This post was much more difficult than I expected it to be.  Certainly, I had my own ideas of how to put together the team, but, as it was pointed out to me, my team would not really have everything a team needs... so I am Going to mix it up a little. 

Here's MY picks for a dream team! Every one of the people on this team was, in fact, voted for as an All Star, but some did not make the list according to the voting.  I did it in the form of lineups.  Line 1 is not necessarily the best, just who I would put out first.  I would also have a specific line-up for penalty killing, power plays, etc.

Line 1
Pivot:  Hunther Down
Jammer: Lex Celerator
Blockers: Rattle Skate, Flyin' Hawaiian, Scream Cheese

Line 2
Pivot:  Syd Pistols
Jammer: Roma Mafia
Blockers:  A Shock, Tempest Fugit,  Spunkee Bruizer

Line 3
Pivot:  Energizer Bunny
Jammer: Random Max of Violence
Blockers:  Red Rager, Whamsday Addams, Punches n Cream

Penalty Killing
Pivot: Spunkee Bruizer
Blockers:  Tempest Fugit, A Shock, Energizer Bunny

Power Jam
Pivot:  Syd Pistols
Jammer: Lex Celerator
Blockers:  Rattle Skate, Punches n Cream, Flyin' Hawaiian

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

2012 is coming fast! Some Fall Jr Derby, and looking forward

I said it before, and I will say it again, "Wow, what a season!"  The flat track Jr Derby season was a wonderful sight to behold here in the Northwest.  Five A level teams battled hard and derby love was in the air... and still is!

Last weekend, the Portland Rosebuds went to Denver to meet up with the RMRG Roller Punks.  As we all know, NW Jr Derby is awesome, and the Buds proved it once again, handing out a punishing 296-43 loss to the young ladies from the Mile High City.  To quote mama T from her Facebook page, "Too amazing for words. The Buds played an amazing game. I'm telling you, they were so on fire tonight they could have beaten many adult leagues. And I'm not talking the new beginning teams.. I'm talked experienced teams. It was such an incredible experience. The Punks were amazing good sports and we love them!"

She has echoed what many of us have said time and again.   Our NW Jr Derby could give many adult teams in the nation serious pause.

I have to admit I haven't watched it, yet, but you can find the video at http://www.youtube.com/user/cardocpdx.  Awesome job, Buds!

So, what about that thing about Fall Derby?  There's more!  On Saturday, October 22nd in Everett, the TTRB Peeps will be having their fist full length bout.  I plan on being on hand myself to experience the rolling thunder of banked track derby.  I haven't seen a full game before, so I am excited to learn!  Probably just as excited as the Peeps.  You can find the bout poster and a link to tickets at http://www.tiltedthunder.com/calendar/ttrb-all-stars-vs-terminal-city-roller-girls.

And, as an added bonus, four Kitsap Derby Brats are going to be skating with the Peeps!  Whamsday Addams, Mad Medic, Quarter Pound'Her, and Punches'N'Cream will join the girls on the banked track this Saturday! 
And one more, perhaps, IMO, one of the most important.  On November 12th, there will be a benefit bout to help out a Junior skater.  She is here from Hawaii, and is at Seattle Children's Hospital being treated for bone cancer.  The bout will be at 5:30pm at the Everett skate deck.  I know SDB is looking for adult and junior (experienced full contact, please) skaters still, so if you want to skate in the bout you should email them at benefitrsvp at seattlederbybrats dot com.  If you want to help out but can't come to the bout you can email benefitinfo at seattlederbybrats dot com for more ways you can help out Roarin' Lauren and her family.

And next year!  There will be derby in 2012.  Oh yes, there will be derby.  With The Big O and Wild West Showdown opening up to Jr Derby and the junior leagues popping up all over, there will be even more hits and misses coming!  This Sunday there is a phone conference to talk about the 2012 season, and it should be interesting to see where NW Jr Derby is headed.

And coming up next - the 2011 All Stars!  The voting is in, and the 2011 NW Jr Derby flat track all stars are chosen!

Monday, October 3, 2011

http://vimeo.com/29980447

Go here to see the Ft Wayne Derby Brats vs Seattle Derby Brats!  Oh, and I am announcing with KO, too.  This was a great bout.  Thanks so much to Ft Wayne for coming out to the West Coast to play!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Featured skater for August - Thumpurr!

For the final Featured Skater this season, I went with Seattle Derby Brats' Thumpurr.  Thumpurr has worked hard over the mere 2 seasons she has had with the brats.  She made it onto the travel team (Galaxy Girls) almost immediately and has been a fantastic addition to the blocking corps.  This season, we say farewell as she has turned 18 and will be moving on to adult derby. She is the first graduate from SDB who will be heading to an adult league in the Seattle area!

I hear she is looking to transfer to Jet City through their generous transfer allowance for graduating juniors... but then I hear she might be waiting to see which way Rat City leans in their rumored discussions!

Either way, Thumpurr, congratulations!  I am sure you will be a great benefit to whichever team/league you land on!

Also?  Note that she started skating with Nova High School's roller derby squad.  They may only scrimmage against themselves, but this season I happen to know that a few more will be trying out for SDB.  It's great to see a school recognizing the benefits of roller derby!


I caught up with Thumpurr to ask her a few question a month or so back.

Name: Thumpurr

At what age did you start skating?
I started skating when I was 17 at Nova High School, we had a class called the Super Nova Skate Squad. In secret we were training to become the Roller Derby Ladies we dreamed about like the local Rat City Rollergirls.

When did you first find roller derby?
A few skaters from Seattle Derby Brats donated their time to teach us skating skills, techniques, the game and hitting drills in our tiny little gymnasium of Nova. Between my skating class and seeing the Rat City Rollergirls skated like I became so obsessed it was all I talked about for months on end and still even to this day. Within the first few months I got my own pair of skates, started going to open skates at every Roller Rink I could find within a 10 mile radius.

What was the best thing about skating with your league?
Skating with Seattle Derby Brats gave me a new community that shared my same obsession, which was a relief since I had such a fiery passion that it was all I could think about everyday. It was wonderful to be able to share every little weird thing from the latest skating move I had learned to a new pair of socks with everyone. Between having so much love and community within our league, our incredible coaches is what really pushed me to appreciate our league. Krista Betty Ford Galaxy, my travel team coach, has been such a wonderful support and has taught me so much that I don't think I would have had the opportunities to be the skater that I am today without giving credit to her coaching.

Is there a skater or team you see as an inspiration to you in roller derby?
I don't think I could ever choose one skater or team to ever say just they had inspired me, every skater that goes out there and attempts to do what we do is inspiring and they all have their own drives for playing the sport. So really everyone I see inspires me to become a better skater and to share this sport with the world.

Which is your favorite team to play against and why?
My Favorite team to play against would have to be the Portland Rosebuds. Have you ever seen their sternum chucks? They put up a great fight against us and are a great group of ladies to chat with as well. So silly and wonderful.

You are the first SDB skater who will be going to a local adult league. How do you feel Jr Derby has helped prepare you for the "big leagues?"I think that as the first SDB to transfer into an adult league, Jr. Derby has helped in so many ways. Beyond just learning basic skating skills, our progressive league talks about and practices what makes the sport really sparkle: the strategy. With all kinds of learning style coaches it gave me a well-rounded understanding and practice of derby that I can take with me to an adult league.

What advice would you give skaters just starting out in Jr Derby?Don't forget how wonderful, inspiring and empowering you are to others and most importantly yourself. This sport is about what satisfaction and happiness it gives you, so no matter what might get in your way whether it's everyday life things, an injury or personal frustration. Just remember the first day you put on a pair of skates and suddenly everything clicked for you and you knew that you had to pursue the sport from that day on.

Monday, August 22, 2011

What a season it was!

A few weekends ago, 4 teams met in the final tournament of the 2011 NW Junior Derby season.  It was a very fun day with the initial round as full 1 hour games, and then the final round had 30 minute games to decide the final placing of the teams. 

Yes, I know this update is really, really late.  Life is.

Game 1 – Galaxy Girls v Reservoir Dolls

The first game saw the SDB Galaxy Girls vs. the ECJG Reservoir Dolls.  It was a crazy back and forth bout that came down to the final jam as these two teams battled it out.  The reservoir Dolls looked in fine for as they got out to a 5 point lead in the first, but credit has to be given to Flyin’ Hawaiian and Evil O of the Galaxy Girls as they held a power jam to a very low score and forced a back blocking penalty on Roma Mafia which sprang Poison Izzie back out of the box thereby limiting the damage the amazing Roma Mafia could do.

SDB handed the star to Random Max of Violence with Roma still in the box, but the Reservoir Dolls knew this dance.  They held firm in the pack and raced ahead, forcing Max to catch up.  She seemed a little shaken up at the end of the jam when she called it just as Roma was released and only had 5 points up on the board, tying the score at 9.

The third jam saw Neal Cassady and Mal Intent on the jammer line.  When the whistle blew, they were both off to the races.  Mal blasted through for lead jammer, but was promptly sent off for an out of bounds block which allowed Neal to rattle off a 14 point run.
The rest of the game was very similar.  Extremely tough defense was played by both teams holding most jams to single digits with the occasional beak-out jam.  Lilly Lightning had an amazing 30 point jam halfway through the second half which gave the Galaxy Girls their only lead in the game, but it was answered immediately in the next jam by Roma Mafia’s 25 points.  While SDB struggled back to seemingly tie in the final seconds of the final jam, 134-134 there was a scoring correction to what was on the board.  When it was all totaled out, the Reservoir Dolls stood triumphant 140-134.

Game 2 – I5 Rollergirls v Rosebuds
Game two of the day saw the I5 Rollergirls facing a team who had already beaten them twice this past season, the Rose City Rosebuds.  In the first 5 jams of the game, it looked like the Rosebuds were going to do it again.  They held I5 to 0’s and single digits while putting up some big numbers of their own, including a 20 point jam by Sumthang Sassy which had Portland in the lead 51-21.  But, as we know, I-5 cannot ever be counted out and Lex Celerator is a force to be reckoned with.
In the 7th jam, she blasted through the pack for lead, and then took advantage of Bleeda Ford’s trip to the box to rattle off a 24 point jam behind the timely blocking of Hunt-Her Down, Rage-E-Anna, Audrey Headburn and Gory Locks. 

While I-5 played 4 and out derby over the next few jams to take the lead thanks to a grand slam single pass by Hunt-Her-Down, it was that 24 point explosion which seemed to break the backs of the Rosebuds.  They fought every point, but I-5 was just plain on today. They began to play the strong, strategic derby which made them so formidable last season and I-5 was not able to break through for lead often enough to throttle things back.  At the end of the game, I5 stood tall with a 170-144 victory over their 2011 nemesis.

Game 3 (3rd - 4th place final) – SDB Galaxy Girls v Rose City Rosebuds
As mentioned earlier, the final games of the day were only 30 minute affairs to decide the final placing for the trophies (some really cool trophies, hand made by Chris Hunter). 

The Galaxy Girls had lost their first one in the final jam and the Rosebuds were just off a stinging loss to I5.  Both teams had something to prove and the first minutes of this bout showed it.  At the end of the third jam the score was 2-3 in favor of SDB.
The jamming corps of Lilly Lightning, Random Max of Violence and Poison Izzie then poured on the heat getting out to a 32-15 lead before the Rosebuds managed to find the brakes and slow things down.  They held SDB scoreless over three jams while putting up 24 points of their own (8 points each for Foxy Shazam, Scream Cheese and Kathleen Hannibal) to take the lead 39-32.
They didn’t hold it long, though.  After a few hard fought jams which showed little movement on the scoreboard, Lilly Lightning blasted through once again for a 21 point jam which had the Galaxy Girls back on top 58-43. 

Two jams later, Foxy Shazam brought the Rosebuds back to within striking distance with a 13 point run of her own and Scream Cheese snagged the lead back in the next jam 61-60.  Bleeda Ford and Lilly Lightning traded fours to set up a 65-64 final jam.  Lilly Lightning kept the jammer lid on her head and answered the call, scoring 9 points to Portland’s 5 and securing a third place finish for the Galaxy Girls!

Game 4 (Championship bout) – I5 Rollergirls v ECJG Reservoir Dolls
The final game of the day featured some incredibly physical play.  The Reservoir Dolls saw the lead in the first two jams while holding I-5 scoreless, but Lex Celerator broke through the tough walls and speeding pack of the Dolls to post up 8 to take the lead.  She would combine with hunt-Her-Down and Liv Vicious for a 16-3 tear which gave I-5 the lead for good.

This game was all about the pack work.  I-5 was able to get through to score more often, but both of these teams should be proud of their blockers.  Rattle Skate was, as usual, a phenomenal force.  She slapped the pivot stripe on her lid 10 times and led her team to some amazing play.  Hunt-Her-Down and her packs answered right back, holding the Dolls’ jammers nearly scoreless while I-5 built the lead to 48-11.
Spunkee Bruizer had had enough.  A 20 point jam later, her team was right back in the game, only trailing by 16 points.  Unfortunately, the next three jams were all I-5 with a 16-0 run.  Killa Kandy made an amazing effort for a 14-0 power jam in the final minute, but in the end it was I5 taking the victory lap with a 68-52 final.

These 4 teams were amazing to watch during the tourney, and I greatly enjoyed watching all 5 teams who competed in this first “season”.  I want to thank all of the teams who I travelled to see, all of the NSO’s who patiently allowed me to peruse their sheets and for all of the photographers who graciously allowed me to use their images in this blog.  It was a great run, and I am very much looking forward to next year!
I also want to thank everyone who gave me an opportunity to announce.  I really do enjoy it, and I tend to think I am getting MUCH better than I was when I started a little over a year ago... at least I seem to be getting a lot more people actually complimenting me on it ;)


Through the off season, I will be writing some articles and I will have a break from the featured skater after I post up the one for August.  Biggest thing coming?  I have been asking for some feedback from folks about “who would you pick for an all-star team.”  Basically: take 3 girls from each of the 5 teams, then one other from any of the teams to form a 16 skater roster.  It’s an interesting experiment as I get the feedback from various individuals. 
Interested in sending your feedback in?  You can send it to me through the email in my profile here!